Art Quotes by Jarod Kintz

“I make art like I make love—slowly, so I get the most for my money.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Artists exist to show us the world. So do windows.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I'm on a backhoe, I'm shaping clay. I am a sculptor. I am a farm artist.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Artists have to have a good eye. And to be great, I'd recommend having two.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Even my underwear is art. It's like a splatter painting in yellow I call “Crusty.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I told the cops I’ve been framed. I told them to just go look in the art gallery.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I dig art. With a shovel. In the cemetery.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If it’s not already written, I want to write a book called, “The Art of Raw.” But instead of using my real…

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“If I were silent and invisible, I’d fear nobody. And if I were tasteless too, not even the cannibals or modern art…

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“An author named Arthur Arthurson would write about art, love, and road kill in Kenya. And I’d read him because I’m a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A car crash could be considered art, and I’d like to install one in a museum. Helmets would be sold at the…

— Jarod Kintz

“How much distance should there be between art and artist? I’d say no more than a lifetime.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Making art can be a mystical, spiritual experience. Sort of like golfing on water, which I haven’t done, because I’m more Michael…

— Jarod Kintz

“I worked with a sketch artist, but I was driving fast when I saw the suspect, so the drawing came out blurry.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s very hard to whisper in your own ear. Love is an art, but as an artist, I guess I’m no Van…

— Jarod Kintz

“I wish art was like money in that the more I made, the more interest it developed and plentiful it became. Money…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be considered part of performance art, if you’re inconsiderate and steal all the covers while we’re asleep—and film me…

— Jarod Kintz

“If love were a collection of collections, would your relationship be banged-up baseball cards, or famous art? My love for you is…

— Jarod Kintz

“My birthday is coming up. I was born on March 5th, 1982. Humans have come a long way since then—nearly 30 years,…

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“Good art is like a sexy pair of lips—it has the potential to say so much, but prefers to have you do…

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“I’d love to try to sell a blank white canvas to an art dealer. And when he asks what it is, I’d…

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“If you see me sitting at a dining room table with a clean plate and bowl in front of me, you’ll know…

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s not enough to be the best. You also have to be seen by the most. A masterpiece painting hanging in the…

— Jarod Kintz

“Some people create war and misery, some create wealth and money, and some create ideas and art. But we all create our…

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“What is art? Art is tar, rearranged. Art is tar on canvas or tar on tarp or tar on a naked body.…

— Jarod Kintz

“Growing up, the only class I didn’t doodle in was Art class, because there I’d get to spend the whole time drawing.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I know great art when someone doesn’t wash their hands after making it. And not only did Duchamp not wash his hands,…

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“I made art out of all the phone numbers on napkins I’ve had over the years. So it was just one napkin,…

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“Art books are filled with interesting images. And that’s cool and all, but I look more for the nudes.”

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“Rembrandt painted portraits, The Karate Kid painted fences, and I paint my toenails. But I’m not a snob, I still consider those…

— Jarod Kintz

“The world is my canvas, and my ponytail is my paintbrush. Helen Keller probably had a ponytail too, though my art has…

— Jarod Kintz

“When I golf, I use just enough strokes to create a masterpiece, like I'm a painter. The score I post up would…

— Jarod Kintz

“I put my deodorant on like I’m painting my armpits with a paintbrush. Art is everywhere and in everything—especially love.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I took a candy bar, ripped off the wrapper, ate the candy bar, and pinned the wrapper to the wall, is…

— Jarod Kintz

“You could say my book is the best book ever (or worst book ever), and it wouldn’t make it any better (or…

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Chivalry, stimulating conversations, everything is said to be a lost art nowadays. But nothing is a lost art, unless its a sunken…

— Jarod Kintz

“I could never be a chef, because I could ‘t bare the thought of my art always turning to shit.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I watched a bowl of fruit on the table remain motionless. Just another example of life imitating art.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sometimes it’s not about selling my handmade crafts. Sometimes it’s about giving myself handjobs and calling the product “arts and crafts.”

— Jarod Kintz