I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools' is exhausting. I can't wait for tomorrow when I can return to blindly accepting everything I hear. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“264. The longest passenger rail service currently running directly between two cities runs from Moscow, Russia to Pyongyang, North Korea, a distance… — Lena Shaw Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the status update box and the search box around. People posting updates on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Females don't have any better April Fools' Day jokes besides 'I'm pregnant'? People wouldn't be shocked hearing that from most of you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools Day is the perfect day to say everything horrible you've wanted to say to people and then pretend it's a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a heads up not to worry about any April Fool's Day pranks because I'll be too depressed that it's Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isnt it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fools Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll wait until April Fools is over to inform you that obviously you have no idea where my clitoris is located. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“By now the streets of Kalaupapa were filled with people racing for high ground - sick people crying "Tsunami!" as nature played… — Alan Brennert Copy Share Image
Today is the day to Propose a girl. If she accepts thats your LUCk otherwise just tell her its April Fool. :) — Bubbly Copy Share Image
Actually, we did a fun April Fools' thing with Google a couple of years ago, which we called Virgle. And we looked… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Nothing you pull on me this April Fool's Day could be worse than anything that's already happened to me this year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it. — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
Indiana's governor is coming under fire for a new law that some people feel is anti-gay. The governor now says he is… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Great April Fools prank: put a piece of bubble-wrap under the toilet seat so when your victim sits they are surprised by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
