Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one...So it's like any other day. Right? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools' is exhausting. I can't wait for tomorrow when I can return to blindly accepting everything I hear. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one... Just like any other day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“April Fools Day lets too many people think they are funny and so I don’t support that.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Actually, we did a fun April Fools' thing with Google a couple of years ago, which we called Virgle. And we looked… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
“Today I asked Chloe to be my girlfriend,and she agreed. I sank my teeth into her neck and drank from her jugular… — Tim Collins Copy Share Image
Man I love april fools day eccept the part I get pranked one tip: DO NOT play pranks on ppl if u… — Harvey Mcfield Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived on April Fools Day.” — Olivia Lichtenstein Copy Share Image
Indiana's governor is coming under fire for a new law that some people feel is anti-gay. The governor now says he is… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Great April Fools prank: put a piece of bubble-wrap under the toilet seat so when your victim sits they are surprised by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isnt it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fools Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry that your January birthday means you were probably conceived on April Fool's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools day is coming up but who cares cause my life is a joke every day of the year... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doing your taxes on April Fool's Day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to remind you that everything is funny as long as its not happening to you. Happy April Fools Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you'd have sex with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dream for April Fool's Day is to discover your obsession with a seemingly endless series of college basketball games isn't actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl ¦.???¦. Its APRIL 1ST ¦. If she accepts its your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your April Fools Day prank this year was 'I'm pregnant' then you're an idiot and lack originality and need to go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as its not happening to you. Please dont make others fool on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was an April Fool's thing that I totally fell for which was this kit were you could grow grass on your… — Alana Haim Copy Share Image
FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI main FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai u r the most BEAUTIFOOL WONDERFOOL and ColorFOOL amngst all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Surprisingly, a large number of people who fell out with their partners contacted us, saying that they would love to fly on… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
“On April 1, the Holy Spirit descended into the body of President Jerry Falwell I, who, it turned out, was in the… — Randy Attwood Copy Share Image
“The Aristocrat The Devil is a gentleman, and asks you down to stay At his little place at What'sitsname (it isn't far… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Being unemployed affords me plenty of time to devise treacherous April Fool's pranks on the people who made me unemployed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I have taken the opportunity to update the book and include new theoretical and observational results obtained since the book was first… — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
![“Surprisingly, a large number of people who fell out with their partners contacted us, saying that they would love to fly on a Virgle spaceship. But out of April Fools' jokes come real things, and I wouldn't be surprised, within the next 50 years, [if] there are one-way trips heading out into space…” quote by Richard Branson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e41/richard-branson-256_april_surprisingly-a-large-number-of-people-wh_3009694.jpg)
