“The Aristocrat The Devil is a gentleman, and asks you down to stay At his little place at What'sitsname (it isn't far… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Being unemployed affords me plenty of time to devise treacherous April Fool's pranks on the people who made me unemployed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I have taken the opportunity to update the book and include new theoretical and observational results obtained since the book was first… — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
Just a warning that on April Fool's Day my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up to a level bordering on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Just a friendly reminder; Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on April Fools Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could just change your birthday to April 1st, watch everyone write happy birthday on your Facebook wall, and at the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image