When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and… — Kim Young-kwang Copy Share Image
According to Time magazine, global warming is 33% worse than we thought. You know what that means? Al Gore is one-third more… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Philanthropy [has become] simply the refuge of people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
That annoying feeling when you're dying to text someone, but you just refuse to text them first. — Dariyonna Johnson Copy Share Image
I would do annoying things as a little kid, like clear the table at Thanksgiving and get up on it and put… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
People who overshare because they think it's endearing can be quite exhausting. Self-deprecation is fine if it's real but anything performative is… — Matty Healy Copy Share Image
I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a… — Horatio Sanz Copy Share Image
If you think I'm annoying and preachy now, you should have known me in grade school. — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
I try to have no plans the failure of which would greatly annoy me. Half the unhappiness in the world is due… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
I've been working as an actress since I was very young, and I know a lot of people who are actors who… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
I suppose I am a frustrated musician so I annoy my family by playing guitar in the house. I used to be… — Kevin McKidd Copy Share Image
Theft annoys me more than anything else. The purloining of effects from another magician. Some people think it's massive to steal the… — Ricky Jay Copy Share Image
The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
English is full of booby traps for the unwary foreigner. Any language where the unassuming word fly signifies an annoying insect, a… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
There is something more annoying than pleasant in finding neighbors from back home chiselling in on your own exclusive New York. It… — Dawn Powell Copy Share Image
The parrots are great. They do something I refer to as "the Phone Call from Venus." They repeat all my phone conversations.… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
Mom's always telling me to smile and hoping I'll turn into a smiley person, which, to be honest, is kind of annoying. — Rebecca Stead Copy Share Image
If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Brothers may be the most annoying thigs out there but they will always have your back no matter what — Racheal Smith Copy Share Image
People who are only calling themselves fat and ugly for fishing compliments are really annoying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres only so much you can say to a person without them listing to you soon its just gets annoying and tiring… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once you've sat in a room annoying Derek Jacobi while he's trying to do his crossword, you're prepped for working with the… — Nicola Walker Copy Share Image
Besides, when you say you're a feminist it annoys the bigots and the old farts and the prissy ladies so much, it's… — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
Writing is so hard - it's so hard and frustrating and annoying and takes a lot of time. I wish that we… — Celine Song Copy Share Image
Some people are very good at being 'stars' and it suits them. I'm grudging about it and I find it annoying. — Brian Eno Copy Share Image
Do You Hate me? Do you Find me Annoying? what do you think of me? All these questions go in my head… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Also ... the plan sounded exactly like the sneaky, twisted, ridiculously annoying and noble sort of thing Leo Valdez would do. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when someone interrupts you and thenyou can't remember what you were talking about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Young people can be annoying, let's face it. But they can also be really refreshing to be around and full of enthusiasm. — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
“The big one was at least cute, and as annoying as she was, you couldn't get mad at a golden retriever.” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
It is with epigrams as with other inventions; the best ones annoy us because we didn't think of them ourselves. — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
Hypocrisy is annoying but not evil. Someone who says one thing and does another has doubled their chances of being half right. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The most annoying and full- of- crap thing a writer says is, I write only for myself, I don't care if anyone… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
“Every once in a while, it pays to listen to those annoying characters who are just waiting to tell you how to… — Joe McNally Copy Share Image
“The full stop told the question mark, what an annoying appearance you make. Pat came the reply, not putting me is always… — Nabiha Mayanaz Karim Copy Share Image
I'm just the annoying person who's like "Hi! My name is Alanna! Do you want to chat?" — Alanna Masterson Copy Share Image
There may be significant things to learn about people by looking at what annoys them most. — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
People may fail many times, but they become failures only when they begin to blame someone else. Always forgive your enemies; nothing… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
It's really annoying for me. That's not what I'm playing for, to be the face of the NBA or to be this… — Stephen Curry Copy Share Image
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