Torturing yourself with depressing music when you're already feeling sad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Dinner's Ready! Me: Okay, I'm coming. *Stays oncomputer* Mom: DINNER'S READY! Me: I SAID I'M COMING! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nice wig Janis. What's it made of? Your moms chest hair! Like if you know where it's from! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I discovered that I scream the same way whether I'm about to be attacked by a Great White Shark or if a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: I respect everybody's opinions. Person: Your favorite band sucks. Me: You ignorant fuck, do you want to die? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want U Back by Cher Lloyd is pretty much One Direction's Taken is a woman's point of view. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't say happiness without saying Ha, penis. I JUST DIED! Why do I find stupid things like this so funny??Oh Tumblr.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God not created woman only for fulfill men's physical desire but also because of are created the women that can make men's… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
No Boyfriend November and Don't Date December were a success. Now for Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March... I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on guys, butI wanted to say that I feel special, because a lot of pages have the same… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life. 1 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my parents are sleeping . Me- shhhh! Don't wake them up ..! When I'm sleeping . Mom- Oh, let's vacuum the house for 3 hours! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: You look like your Mom! Haha Friend: How? Me: You just doo... Hahaha Friend: Do I really have that many wrinkles?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scared to move forward, afraid to look back. Stuck between wanting the future, and missing the past. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Was riding on my horse and my foot got stuck so the cashier person had to come and unplug it and my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What quote should I put on my leg for a henna tattoo? i'm bored with my henna and idk what to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My heart goes out to all family and friends who are victims in Colorado. ( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
