Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 5: If you bring alcohol to a party, you must drink it or leave it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ok, now where that alcohol? You aint even got to ask cause Imma drink it all like, like its my last. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
I never had any alcohol on the golf course that I remember, except for one time, and that was the L.A. Open. — John Daly Copy Share Image
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
People say I have a drinking problem¦ i have no problem¦ i drink, i get drunk, i pass out, NO PROBLEM!! — Kiran Copy Share Image
Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Who's wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine? — Peter Frampton Copy Share Image
“The light music of whisky falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.” — James Joyce Copy Share Image
Wine sets even a thoughtful man to singing, or sets him into softly laughing, sets him to dancing. Sometimes it tosses out… — Homer Copy Share Image
“Wine enhances your beauty by making others look at you differently. Well, so long as they are the ones drinking it. If… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It provokes the desire but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision regarding alcohol… — Xavier Becerra Copy Share Image
I've written a lot about drugs and alcohol. I wouldn't say it's because we've gotten bigger or anything, but I kind of… — Craig Finn Copy Share Image
I've always found drugs and alcohol somewhat pedestrian. It's like, I don't need an external agent to open my mind. I'm here,… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
You have the upmost amount of energy because you're not just having a cocktail at the end of the night. You're actually… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
Aging happy and well, instead of sad and sick, is at least under some personal control. We have considerable control over our… — George Vaillant Copy Share Image
Good conversation can leave you more exhilarated than alcohol; more refreshed than the theater or a concert. It can bring you entertainment… — Dorothy Sarnoff Copy Share Image
“To begin with, there is an almost compulsive promiscuity associated with homosexual behavior. 75% of homosexual men have more than 100 sexual… — William Lane Craig Copy Share Image
I meant that people will take anything that gives them a lift, whether it's alcohol or cocaine or the consciousness-expanding drugs or… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in… — Syntific Copy Share Image
I am drawn to people that are not going to shy away from the very dark, scary stuff of the human condition… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Some of the morays have held on. When I was in school, I remember asking the question, "Why is it that whenever… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
“There was something ghost-like and insubstantial about gases to these early chemists. They called liquids that turned into gases easily, "spirits." Methyl… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
“There is more food in a pennyworth of bread than in a gallon of ale.” — Joseph Livesey Copy Share Image
