I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol. — Bare Naked Ladies Copy Share Image
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap, and none sober where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant...if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I know this might be broadcast broadly. But I'm 52 years old, and I'm going to admit to you that I've never… — Bryan Stevenson Copy Share Image
“I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad — Persia Copy Share Image
I used and abused drugs and alcohol. When I stopped doing that it became a lot clearer that life goes from inside… — Stanley Kubrick Copy Share Image
Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou has no name to be known by, let us call thee devil…O God, that… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee, we don't take trips on LSD. We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street,… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
Milton has carefully marked in his Satan the intense selfishness, the alcohol of egotism, which would rather reign in hell than serve… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
Unlimited power is worse for the average person than unlimited alcohol; and the resulting intoxication is more damaging for others. Very few… — William Lyon Phelps Copy Share Image
“That first drunk, first high, first sexual encounter, those feelings of first are the most intense, the best remembered, always impossible to… — Justin Donner Copy Share Image
Take a drink because you pity yourself, and then the drink pities you and has a drink, and then two good drinks… — H. Beam Piper Copy Share Image
I experimented with drugs and I experimented with everything that little boys do - vandalism, throwing eggs at cars, breaking and entering… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
When you have to face up to the fact that marriage to the man you love is really over, that's very tough,… — Ava Gardner Copy Share Image
“This is a book about alcohol; you can practically smell the gin coming off the pages, the lime, hear the ice clinking,… — Seth Haines Copy Share Image
Have you ever known an alcoholic, a cigarette smoker, or a heroin user to be rational when it came to alcohol, cigarettes,… — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
“My first incident drinking alcohol occurred after a 2-month period in which I stole wine coolers and beers from my parents and… — Brandon Scott Gorrell Copy Share Image
Men and women drink essentially because they like the effect produced by alcohol. The sensation is so elusive that, while they admit… — William Duncan Silkworth Copy Share Image
It is so easy in this world to forget yourself or what you are here to assist with. So many either are… — Timothy Treadwell Copy Share Image
The most natural way you would attempt to cope with something inside you that is affecting your moods and your energy levels… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“I have taken more from alcohol than alcohol has ever taken from me.” — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
