There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people. — Jean Kerr Class Copy Share Image
I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. — Jean Kerr Children Copy Share Image
I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that… — Jean Kerr Chaos Copy Share Image
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that… — Jean Kerr Baby Copy Share Image
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? — Jean Kerr Beauty Copy Share Image
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. — Jean Kerr Alcohol Copy Share Image
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
I have two trifling ambitions in the theater: to make a lot of people laugh and to make a lot of money. — Jean Kerr Ambitions Copy Share Image
In the beginning, we made the usual mistake of looking at houses we could afford. I am working on a proposition, hereafter… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
... it's impossible to register any emotion without using some muscle which, in time, will produce a wrinkle. ... By the time… — Jean Kerr Emotion Copy Share Image
I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want… — Jean Kerr Actor Copy Share Image
“Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it… — Jean Kerr Buying Copy Share Image
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
“Oftentimes, in the evening after they have finished spreading the fertiliser, the writer and his wife sit on the fence - with… — Jean Kerr Marriage Copy Share Image
It has been explained to me that toys are packaged in shards, to be assembled by the middle-aged and butter-fingered, because this… — Jean Kerr Accidents Copy Share Image
Confronted by an absolutely infuriating review, it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic.… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
“The thing that worries me is that I'm so different from other writers. Connecticut is just another state to me. And nature… — Jean Kerr Nature Copy Share Image
I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure. — Jean Kerr Failure Copy Share Image
Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Children are different - mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
If you can keep your head when all about are losing theirs, it's just possible that you haven't grasped the situation. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. — Jean Kerr Communication Copy Share Image
Im tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. Thats deep enough. What do you want an adorable pancreas? — Jean Kerr Beauty Copy Share Image