Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance,… — Jean Kerr Communication Copy Share Image
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is… — Jean Kerr Alive Copy Share Image
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then… — Jean Kerr Divorce Copy Share Image
Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it… — Jean Kerr Life Copy Share Image
It's easier to write about what you know. I wouldn't write about a Wall Street broker, for example. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite. — Jean Kerr Animal Copy Share Image
You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who… — Jean Kerr Hope Copy Share Image
An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he… — Jean Kerr Actors Copy Share Image
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
“the real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a 5-year-old.” — Jean Kerr Humor Copy Share Image
I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually… — Jean Kerr Gift Copy Share Image
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that… — Jean Kerr Assumption Copy Share Image
I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little. — Jean Kerr Character Copy Share Image
When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales', they don't necessary think of chairs. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
