When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales', they don't necessary think of chairs. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little. — Jean Kerr Character Copy Share Image
I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually… — Jean Kerr Gift Copy Share Image
“the real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a 5-year-old.” — Jean Kerr Humor Copy Share Image
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that… — Jean Kerr Assumption Copy Share Image
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite. — Jean Kerr Animal Copy Share Image
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he… — Jean Kerr Actors Copy Share Image
You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who… — Jean Kerr Hope Copy Share Image
I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
I have two trifling ambitions in the theater: to make a lot of people laugh and to make a lot of money. — Jean Kerr Ambitions Copy Share Image
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. — Jean Kerr Alcohol Copy Share Image
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? — Jean Kerr Beauty Copy Share Image
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that… — Jean Kerr Baby Copy Share Image
I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that… — Jean Kerr Chaos Copy Share Image
The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. — Jean Kerr Children Copy Share Image
While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Im tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. Thats deep enough. What do you want an adorable pancreas? — Jean Kerr Beauty Copy Share Image
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. — Jean Kerr Communication Copy Share Image
If you can keep your head when all about are losing theirs, it's just possible that you haven't grasped the situation. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Children are different - mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
