Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
To a drinker the sensation is real and pure and akin to something spiritual: you seek; in the bottle, you find. — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
Drinking alcohol will reduce your pain or not, I can not sure! But of course will lower your honor — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Pleasure which must be enjoyed at the expense of another's pain, can never be enjoyed by a worthy mind. Pleasure's couch is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Switch clicking off in my head, turning the hot light off and the cool night on and — [He looks up, smiling… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
No one will deny that the excessive use of alcohol and alcoholic beverages would do more than any other single factor to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just as the process of repealing national alcohol prohibition began with individual states repealing their own prohibition laws, so individual states must… — George Soros Copy Share Image
Russia has banned all adoptions to Americans. So, if you were hoping to get a little white kid with fetal alcohol syndrome,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It is critical that parents and other trusted adults initiate conversations with kids about underage drinking well in advance of the first… — Xavier Becerra Copy Share Image
Alcohol leaves you BREATHLESS. Drugs leave you SENSELESS. Evil leaves you HEARTLESS. Death leaves you LIFELESS. But God won't leave you...REGARDLESS !! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Their [Phoenix] audience wasn't into us at all. The way most of the venues worked was there was no alcohol on the… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
“Drinking is such a necessity to human life that people cannot fathom an individual who, like a child confined to a church… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
For many years, I was a really heavy drinker, but people don't know about that because I'm by myself all the time.… — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
“I know only, like, five Indians in our whole tribe who have never drunk alcohol. And my grandmother was one of them.… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
When I see a serious problem, I try to figure out, my way, how to solve it, how to fix it. When… — Sam Childers Copy Share Image
Hangovers are a vivid form of vengeance. Last night my apartment became the venue for a small, introverted chardonnay festival. A melancholy… — Liz Jensen Copy Share Image
We think of cannabis as a drug, in accordance with international opinions. This means that even consuming small amounts can lead to… — Angela Merkel Copy Share Image
Boys are very basic. If we get food, alcohol, and maybe cigarettes and occasionally some sex, we're pretty cool. We're pretty chilled.… — Johan Philip Asbaek Copy Share Image
If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on a corner, I'd choose the saloon every time.… — Jay Adams Copy Share Image
In our childhoods we either get all the social and emotional and ethical skills we need to be well adjusted adults, or… — Bucky Sinister Copy Share Image
Alcohol in families is often kept secret. There's a sense of shame. — Geraldine James Copy Share Image