He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said. “I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
A railroad station? That was sort of a primitive airport, only you didn't have to take a cab 20 miles out of… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
Every role I've played, that could've happened. It's nice, it happens, but it is rather disconcerting when a young child comes up… — Michael York Copy Share Image
Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Airports should all belong to the same country. The country of Crappacia. Or Bleakovania. Or Suckitan. — Jennifer Donnelly Copy Share Image
I was in Toronto when they had a severe outbreak of SARS - you know, Severe Asian Racism Syndrome. I was in… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
People who have never had a broken heart will never understand dead roses, Tolstoy, airport lounges, Albinoni's Adagio in G Minor, neat… — Wendy Harmer Copy Share Image
If you think about the contexts in which we talk about things being fun, often there's a certain kind of misery or… — Ian Bogost Copy Share Image
You knew you were an Arab if your ride form the airport was two dozen people. — Mohja Kahf Copy Share Image
I found myself in Zurich Airport. I'd done a TV show, oddly enough, with Mavis Staples. That's the way they do it… — Nick Lowe Copy Share Image
What is with this campy fixation on all things Ronald Reagan? They talk about him the way gay people talk about Barbra… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Traveling is irritating to me, but not driving. Going to the airport makes me nervous, but when I set out to just… — Edward Ruscha Copy Share Image
Instead of growing old gracefully, at home with my family - reading and writing and praying and thinking - too much of… — Desmond Tutu Copy Share Image
In America, if you want to make it as a golfer, you go to college on a scholarship. In Australia, you go… — Stuart Appleby Copy Share Image
I enjoy doing autograph sessions because I'm a people-watcher. I'm the guy in the airport who likes to just sit and watch… — Joey Logano Copy Share Image
A citizen walking through the airport today is bombarded with 1984-style propaganda messages that are designed to make us fear some amorphous… — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
Expanding the Toronto Island Airport will undermine the downtown's economy and liveability and intensify pollution and smog from Oshawa to Oakville. I… — Jane Jacobs Copy Share Image
I might be in an airport, late or angry with a ticket person, and I'm going to sort of check myself, because… — Stephen Collins Copy Share Image
For one who has an interest in the body as text, airports are treasure troves of information. It seems almost un-American to… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
All the airports kind of feel and look the same now. Some are more beautiful, some are less beautiful, but for the… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
[T]ake the war on drugs. The average American says, "The war on drugs has been beneficial." The rest of us see reality.… — Jacob G. Hornberger Copy Share Image
I think I sort of realized it was an international thing when we went to South Korea for The Fast [and the… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old… — George Carlin Copy Share Image