All right, You Great Git, You've asked for it. I'll cover the world in Tastee-Freez and Wimpy Burgers. I'll fill it with concrete runways, motorways, aircraft, television, automobiles, advertising, plastic flowers, frozen food and supersonic bangs. I'll make it so… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
I've had some wonderful ideas for getting the dominating going. I've got some extremely subtle advertising slogans that should get the public behind us. Things like "Vote for EL Wisty and lovely nude ladies will come and dance with you."… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
“I've always been after the trappings of great luxury. But all I've got hold of are the trappings of great poverty. I've got hold… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no sense of anything at all. If you're born with… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it. — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
“1. Total domination of the world by 1958. 2. Domination of the astral spheres quite soon too. 3. The finding of lovely ladies for… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
You realize that suicide's a criminal offense. In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it. — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there. — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
“I've always wanted to be an expert on tadpoles; I've always fancied being a tadpole expert. It's a wonderful life if you become an… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
“I may have done some other things as good but I am sure none better. I haven't matured, progressed, grown, become deeper, wiser, or… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
