I could have been a Judge, but I never had the Latin for the judgin'. I never had it, so I'd had it, as far as being a judge was concerned... I would much prefer to be a judge than… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
All in all I'd rather have been a judge than a miner. And what's more, being a miner, as soon as you are too old and tired and sick and stupid to do the job properly, you have to go.… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
“I've always been after the trappings of great luxury. But all I've got hold of are the trappings of great poverty. I've got hold… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no sense of anything at all. If you're born with… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it. — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
“1. Total domination of the world by 1958. 2. Domination of the astral spheres quite soon too. 3. The finding of lovely ladies for… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
You realize that suicide's a criminal offense. In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it. — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there. — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
“I've always wanted to be an expert on tadpoles; I've always fancied being a tadpole expert. It's a wonderful life if you become an… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
“I may have done some other things as good but I am sure none better. I haven't matured, progressed, grown, become deeper, wiser, or… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
