30 Rock Quotes by Dan Harmon

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.

— Dan Harmon

With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several days of…

— Dan Harmon

Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end.

— Dan Harmon

TV tends to be like, if you're lucky, it's like Las Vegas. You can't get out. There's always another pitch meeting. They keep you…

— Dan Harmon

I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy.

— Dan Harmon

Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does.

— Dan Harmon

Whereas the health of an individual depends on the ego's regular descent and return to and from the unconscious, a society's longevity depends on…

— Dan Harmon

What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work.

— Dan Harmon

I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me.

— Dan Harmon

You don’t give someone notes on their performance at a soup kitchen.

— Dan Harmon

“Take it easy. Nothing you do matters as much as you think. Your greatest achievements aren’t yours at all, they’re accidents and jokes. You’re…

— Dan Harmon

I grew up on network sitcoms. If those are gone when I'm 65 years old, I would never forgive myself for not stepping up…

— Dan Harmon

I was playing the game where I was going to be a great TV or film writer some day and there was nothing else…

— Dan Harmon

When you are in the 8 o'clock position, you can either be a cultural phenomenon, or you're endangered. It's a tough time slot.

— Dan Harmon

You have people saying two things that seem to contradict each other. One, that we live in a golden age of TV. The other,…

— Dan Harmon