Madam Quote by A. P. Herbert
““At the Theatre: To the Lady Behind Me Dear Madam, you have seen this play; I never saw it till today. You know the details of the plot, But, let me tell you, I do not. The author seeks to keep from me The murderer's identity, And you are not a friend of his If you keep shouting who it is. The actors in their funny way Have several funny things to say, But they do not amuse me more If you have said them just before; The merit of the drama lies, I understand, in some surprise; But the surprise must now be small Since you have just foretold it all. The lady you have brought with you Is, I infer, a half-wit too, But I can understand the piece Without assistance from your niece. In short, foul woman, it would suit Me just as well if you were mute; In fact, to make my meaning plain, I trust you will not speak again. And—may I add one human touch?— Don't breathe upon my neck so much.””
About This Quote
Source Play: Theatre Sketch, 1930s, unknown venue
The speaker criticizes a lady who spoils a drama’s surprise by revealing plot details, demanding silence to preserve the experience.
In simple terms: Don’t ruin a story by giving away its twists; keep quiet.
Key Takeaway
Preserve surprise by staying silent.
Themes
communication
theatre
etiquette
surprise
control
Mood
irustrated
critical
wry
Type
advice
critical
theatrical
When to use this quote
- watching a play
- reading a mystery novel
- discussing a film
- attending a live performance
Key Concepts
dramatic irony
audience participation
spoilers
Questions to Reflect On
- How does revealing spoilers affect enjoyment?
- When is it appropriate to discuss plot details?
A Different Perspective
If the audience is already aware, the surprise loses impact.
