When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says…

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some…

— Steven Wright

“Never marry for money. You'll borrow it cheaper.”

— Scottish Proverb

As one, the shapechangers turned and looked at me. I wondered what they'd do if I asked to borrow a cup of sugar.

— Ilona Andrews

I never believe anything that a lawyer says when he has a wig on his head and a fee in his hand. I prepare…

— Anthony Trollope

You need to understand their needs and see what makes them happy. When it comes to working with Ja, I asked my lawyer: if…

— Irv Gotti

You can go to the bank and borrow money, but you can't go to the bank and borrow a Super Bowl ring. The ring…

— Joe Greene

Don't borrow money from a neighbor or a friend, but of a stranger where, paying for it you shall hear of it no more.

— William Cecil, 1st Baron Burghley

When you borrow money, you should always think how you're going to pay it back.

— Dmitry Medvedev

I am accounted by some people as a good man. How cheap that character is acquired! Pay your debts, don't borrow money, nor twist…

— Charles Lamb

Always borrow money from a pessimist.he will never expect it back.

— Ace Kid

“Let us all be happy and live within our means, Even if we have to borrow money to do it with.”

— Anonymous

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

— Anonymous

How strange! When people borrow money, they bow to you and when you collect it, you have to bow to them.

— Anonymous

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.

— Mark Twain

I would borrow money all day long, if the cost of borrowing is less than the expected return.

— Brad Schneider