The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so…

This is really good,” Donovan Caine said, attacking his third strawberry pancake. “You sound surprised,” I said. He shrugged. “I just didn’t think an…

— Jennifer Estep

I think children are like pancakes: You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.

— Kelly Ripa

“Living a good life is like flipping pancakes. If you hesitate, it splatters all over the place.”

— Matt Simpson

I don't really like the whole pancake look.

— Lara Stone

Pancakes, all that, I ain't got love for these bitches. I swear it be rare if I call back. Wake up with 'em, I…

— D Block

I'm like the queen of planning and scheduling and I'm trying very hard to stop it. I just want to finish what I'm doing…

— Sandra Bullock

Someone who eats pancakes and jam can't be so awfully dangerous. You can talk to him.

— Tove Jansson

“And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, "Fuck…

— George Carlin

Charles preferred his deer to taste like meat and his pancakes to look like pancakes. Brother Wolf thought he was too picky. Brother Wolf…

— Patricia Briggs

“He'd say most kids were made of sugar and spice, but his Kylee was made of pancakes.”

— Mia Moore

Life's not linear at all. It happens in lighting flashes. So fast you don't see those lay-you-out cold moments coming at you until you're…

— Karen Marie Moning

Ruth hadn't talked to my sister since before my death, and then it was only to excuse herself in the hallway at school. But…

— Alice Sebold

“Can you give us the recipe for the Hempstocks’ lemon pancakes? Please don’t let that part be make-believe.”

— Neil Gaiman

One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you…

— Chris Rock

I like to eat pancakes

— Anonymous