If you have a cough — dress warmly and do not smoke outside.

“Why did you want me to dress warmly?” she asks. “Are you taking me to a Siberian prison?” “Nope.” “Abandoned research station in Antarctica?”…

— Stephanie Perkins

Offshoring is like the winter. You don't ask if it is good or bad - you ask what do you do about it. The…

— Moshe Vardi

“The first intimation I had that things were about to hot up was a pained and disapproving cough from the neighbourhood of the carpet.”

— P G Wodehouse

A small cold and cough can actually stop you from going where you are.

— P. V. Sindhu

“I’ve been sick too.” I faked a pathetic-sounding cough. “Must be something I caught last time I was here. Bastard Plague?”

— Molly McAdams

I cough once and my parents arelike YOU ARENT MISSING SCHOOL TOMORROW!

— Anonymous

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'

— Henny Youngman

“Do rhinoceroses cough?”

— Eugène Ionesco

Love, and a cough, are not concealed.

— Ovid

Sometimes I tic or twitch or cough, and it's a very public thing.

— Tim Howard

He asked me if I was doing ok... I don't think he knew he would get this sort of response... // right now I'm…

— Alla

“whenever someone asks him why he smokes, he inevitably answers: “Because I like to cough.”

— Paul Auster

You can hit my father over the head with a chair and he won't wake up, but my mother, all you have to do…

— Anonymous

Amazing Home Remedies: If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

— Bill Hicks