Never take drugs before Marmalade

“He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn’t recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when sober, whereas…

— Tyne O'Connell

The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets

— Tyne O'Connell

When I was 16, I made some little 35mm documentaries about the poor in London. I went round Notting Hill, which was a real…

— David Suchet

It's a bit of a cliche but throughout London, even in places like Notting Hill, you'll see utter luxury alongside council flats - it…

— Russell Howard

The fact that toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

“And he went on eating his marmalade as though everything were natural.”

— Daphne du Maurier

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood…

— Bob Hope

Many years ago I sent an old, beloved jacket to a cleaner, the Sycamore Cleaners. It was a leather jacket covered in Guinness and…

— Peter O'Toole

For those that love the world serve it in action, Grow rich, popular, and full of influence; And should they paint or write still…

— William Butler Yeats

“Peanut butter is a poor man’s marmalade.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

During a color consultation, I like to reference food as a visual. Hot fudge and orange marmalade paint a clearer picture and helps prevent…

— Tabatha Coffey

A bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. "You want to be careful with those," Ron warned Harry. "When they say every flavor, they…

— Anonymous

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

— Noel Coward

Marmalade in the morning has the same effect on taste buds that a cold shower has on the body.

— Jeanine Larmoth

The Dutch look like a huge jar of marmalade.

— Barry Davies