If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex…

“The Worldwide Parental Anxiety System is failing if this many of us have made sex tapes.”

— Tina Fey

The act is in itself a lie. You're faking something. The girl is lying there, she's pretending that she doesn't know the camera's on,…

— Kristen Stewart

If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's Day tradition…

— Michael Showalter

Those [Watergate] tapes are going to take me to my grave with a huge smile on my face..

— Ben Bradlee

It became kind of a fad in the late '70s to try to help people wake up out of comas by hearing things that…

— Lemmy Kilmister

We've had incredibly huge obstacles in our way - no tapes, no royalties, no cooperation on any level - and we sort it out.

— Kevin Shields

Tapes, as we all know, are very powerful evidence. Tapes that are altered are powerfully misleading.

— Brendan Sullivan

No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

— Anonymous

It was very hard to get any records, so the only source for us to really hear what was happening was listening to the…

— Jan Hammer

I graduated from high school in 1963. There were no computers, cell phones, Internet, credit cards, cassette tapes or cable TV.

— Jeffrey Gitomer

That's why those tapes we made are going to be so great one day, because they'll tell stories that time has swallowed up or…

— John Green

And I suppose tapes are a desperate attempt to steal something from Death's suitcase.

— Mitch Albom

I listened to a lot of tapes of British theatre actresses and tried to learn from them. As Americans, we don't have such a…

— Angelina Jolie

There are all kinds of mix tapes. there is always a reason to make one.

— Rob Sheffield

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

— Bill Hicks