I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.) — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
In my limited experience, shows are like children. You can teach them manners and dress them in little sailor suits, but in… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Anyone who knows me will tell you that I am all about money. I mean, just look how well my line of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Pilot scripts are particularly difficult to write because you have to introduce all the characters without it feeling like a series of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The ideal situation for a parent is one that no one has - having a fulfilling job that requires you to work… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process. People lose their minds,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Now let me be clear; millions of women around the world nurse their children beautifully for years without giving anybody else a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I only hope that one day I can frighten my daughter this much. Right now, she's not scared of my husband or… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I was more impressed by her athlete’s approach to the world. She had a can-do attitude, a willingness to learn through practice,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I only hope that one day I can frighten my daughter this much. Right now, she's not scared of my husband or… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“A coworker at SNL dropped an angry c-bomb on me and i had the weirdest reaction. To my surprise, I blurted, "No.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“When I was a kid there was a TV interstitial during Saturday morning cartoons with a song that went like this: "The… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share
It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good as you… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Sometimes, you can feel or see how a movie can... how you can do it. Sometimes it's just like seeing, "Can that work? Will… — Tina Fey Copy Share
“forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All… — Tina Fey Copy Share
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