I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
A new poll showed that 66% of Americans think President Bush is doing a poor job handling the war in Iraq and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Will Ferrell is a dangerous man. If he thinks you're in his way in show business, he will crack your head open.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it's basically a happy accident that you think you're initiating. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really admire stand-up, and I think I would have loved to learn how to do it. I think it's terrifying and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think the Web is, you know, things like YouTube and stuff are absolutely where a lot of younger people are watching… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can fix it as soon as you get up - you brush and use mouthwash - but there’s something about knowing… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think my level of fame will drop back down. I think it'll recede. In fact, I know it will. That's life… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I guess what I would tell women is to get their education first, before having kids. That way they can keep their… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Growing up as a girl is always traumatizing, especially when you have the deadly combination of greasy skin and getting your boobs… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It was scary to be in that world of politics. I felt uncomfortable to be in that discussion. The weird thing is,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I definitely think of myself still as a writer first, and feel like - with the lucky exception of this - any… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
And don't think that by eating freedom fries you are being patriotic and helping the war effort. Use less gasoline, read a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn't think anyone would notice, but I persevered because - like you trying… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll be telling my husband, 'I think I'm cracking up'. Sometimes you just need a minute to say, 'I think I'm… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think the philosophy will continue to be what it always was; which was, let's keep throwing a bunch of things at… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My problem with the traditional acting method was that I never understood what you were supposed to be thinking about when you're… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share
It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good as you… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Sometimes, you can feel or see how a movie can... how you can do it. Sometimes it's just like seeing, "Can that work? Will… — Tina Fey Copy Share
“forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All… — Tina Fey Copy Share
