You see," said Colon, "thieves are organized here. I mean…
““You see," said Colon, "thieves are organized here. I mean, it's official . They're allowed a certain amount of thieving. Not that they do much these days, mind you. If you pay them a little premium every year they give you a card and leave you alone. Saves time and effort all around." "And all thieves are members?" said Angua. "Oh, yes ," said Carrot. "Can't go thieving in Ankh-Morpork without a Guild permit. Not unless you've got a special talent." "Why? What happens? What talent?" she said. "Well, being able to survive being hung upside down from one of the gates with your ears nailed to your knees," said Carrot.””
About This Quote
This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.
The quote humorously describes a bureaucratic thieves' guild that regulates crime through permits and fees, showing how even illegal activities can become institutionalized.
In simple terms: Crime is run like a business with permits.
Key Takeaway
Recognize how rules can legitimize wrongdoing.
Themes
bureaucracy
crime
society
humor
regulation
Mood
witty
ironic
critical
Type
satirical
humorous
When to use this quote
- city governance
- law enforcement
- organised crime
- fictional worldbuilding
Key Concepts
social contract
institutionalization
satire
Questions to Reflect On
- How does formalizing crime affect accountability?
- What are the risks of normalizing illegal behavior?
A Different Perspective
The satire may downplay real harm caused by corruption.