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The best man. You know? He hands you the ring and has to…

“The best man. You know? He hands you the ring and has to marry the bride if you ran away and so on. The Dean's been reading up on it, haven't you, Dean?" "Oh, yes," said the Dean, who'd spent all the previous day with "Lady Deirdre Waggon's Book of Etiquette". "She's got to marry someone once…” quote by Terry Pratchett
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““The best man. You know? He hands you the ring and has to marry the bride if you ran away and so on. The Dean's been reading up on it, haven't you, Dean?" "Oh, yes," said the Dean, who'd spent all the previous day with "Lady Deirdre Waggon's Book of Etiquette". "She's got to marry someone once she's turned up. You can't have unmarried brides flapping around the place, being a danger to society." "I completely forgot about a best man!" said Vimes.””

Terry Pratchett

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A humorous take on the absurdity of rigid social customs, highlighting how bureaucratic rules can clash with personal freedom.

In simple terms: Satire of tradition

Key Takeaway

Rules can become nonsensical

Themes

Satire Social commentary Absurdity Tradition Bureaucracy

Mood

Witty Irreverent

Type

Humorous Dialogue

When to use this quote

  • Wedding planning
  • Legal obligations
  • Social expectations
  • Community enforcement

Key Concepts

Marriage customs Authority Individual liberty

Practical Applications

  • Comedy writing
  • Cultural critique

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do rules shape personal choices?
  • When does tradition become oppressive?
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