The Auditors avoided death by never going so far as to get…

The Auditors fluttered anxiously. And, as always happens in their species when something goes radically wrong and needs fixing instantly, they settled down to…

— Terry Pratchett

“There is a plain under a dim sky. It is covered with gentle rolling curves that might remind you of something else if you…

— Terry Pratchett

The Auditor-General has been complaining year in and year out that the municipalities have not paid auditing fees. It is not because they are…

— Thabo Mbeki

Look, in particular, at the people who, like you, are making average incomes for doing average jobs- bank vice presidents, insurance salesmen, auditors, secretaries…

— Dave Barry

“Lately, I have been thinking about the importance of a great network as envisioned by the Almighty. The question in my mind is whether…

— DON SANTO

I admit that I myself am far from having a complete command of every topic I touch on, but my knowledge of my subject…

— Alfred de Vigny

When orators and auditors have the same prejudices, those prejudices run a great risk of being made to stand for incontestable truths.

— Philibert Joseph Roux

Of all the ills of man which can be successfully processed by Scientology, arthritis ranks near the top. In skilled hands, this ailment, though…

— L. Ron Hubbard

Obviously the more transparency we have as auditors, the more we can get, but the main goal is to understand important characteristics about a…

— Cathy O'Neil

Suppose that throughout your childhood you were good with numbers. Other kids used to copy your homework. You figured store discounts faster than your…

— James Hillman

According to government auditors, the stimulus money is being held up because there aren't enough government workers to oversee the spending. So follow me,…

— Jay Leno

Governments lie; bankers lie; even auditors sometimes lie: gold tells the truth.

— William Rees-Mogg

Men of great conversational powers almost universally practise a sort of lively sophistry and exaggeration which deceives for the moment both themselves and their…

— Thomas B. Macaulay

You can get a much better fee - I tell you as auditors quite frankly - it's much easier to get a great deal…

— L. Ron Hubbard

I think my mother was like a small company which, because things are not ship-shape, keeps two sets of books, one for the auditors…

— Michael Lindsay-Hogg