Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it…

Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo.

— Robin Williams

It's great that we've got a compassionate conservative, but to me, that sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

— Robin Williams

In many ways, Nixon started the modern notion of 'compassionate conservatism,' which as we all know is neither 'compassionate' nor 'conservative.'

— Monica Crowley

Thanks to former President George W. Bush - remember the compassionate conservative? - I have a good name for the fundamental principle that should…

— Christina Romer

'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.

— Stephen Colbert

Compassionate conservative soft bigotry of low expectations.

— George W. Bush

A compassionate conservative is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have a last 'make a wish'.

— Garrison Keillor

Fiscally, I'm very conservative. I don't believe in welfare states. I believe in giving people jobs.

— Gene Simmons

If you are young, and not liberal, then you don't have a heart. If you are old, and not conservative, then you don't have…

— Winston Churchill

We're seeing so many people come around and say, "Listen, we want a real conservative. We don't want a Washington dealmaker who will support…

— Ted Cruz

Even if I am being conservative, I don't see how Obama can lose.

— Allan Lichtman

The other theory of the case - and it's not just one that people opposed to him politically believe, but also people who share…

— Chris Hayes

I am a Conservative, so I don't wish to be seen as a rebel, particularly, at all.

— Dominic Grieve

The swimming community is really conservative. I don't know why, because we're in no clothing whatsoever.

— Amanda Beard

I'm not sure what a conservative is. I don't know whether a conservative is a guy that goes to bed too early or maybe…

— Bobby Knight