I don't date women my age. There aren't any.

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

— Jersey Shore

Men date. Women have relationships.

— Cathy Guisewite

I don't date girls. I date women.

— Astro

I don't date. It's hard to date when you're at home. Because nobody knows you.

— Anna Nicole Smith

I don't date celebrities.

— Adele

“I don't date.Ever.”

— Samantha Towle

I don't date. The thought of that is so yuck.

— Heather Locklear

“When I date women now, I have learned to simply not care what they think about it. I’m the same person I always have…

— Dan Pearce

“He didn't date women. He fucked them”

— Jaci Burton

I'm not racist. I date women from other different races if they have pink nipples.

— Green Monk

“If I were a lawyer, I’d only date women named Sue.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Eleven out of twelve work fine. I'd say that's better chances than getting an orgasm with a blind date and women still try.”

— Ilona Andrews

When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on…

— Scott Wolf

It's also very painful, because I feel, and I know, probably all women my age and older feel like we're better and have more…

— Barbara Hershey

I'm not impressed by the women of our age. They've lost traditional values and standards.

— Anonymous