VAMPIRES EAT KOSHER ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

“What are you say it out loud tell me the basic thing vampires eat”

— Stephenie Meyer

“Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood. Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?”

— Kimberly Pauley

I am not a religious person, nor do I have any regrets. The war took care of that for me. You know, I was…

— Maurice Sendak

I would say that I mostly use Kosher Salt for seasoning my water and flour. I love sea salt, too. I think both are…

— Wolfgang Puck

Evanger's Dog and Cat food company has released a line of kosher food for pets. In this case kosher means that all of the…

— Seth Meyers

While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as…

— Jackie Mason

I played football.. my football was kosher.. no pigskin.

— Jack Kemp

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment.

— Leonard Nimoy

We fight every night, now that's not kosher. I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer, And wake up to be greeted by…

— Extra P

Growing up, it was always, 'If you buy kosher meat, they're killed humanely.' But I've seen so many horrible videos. What we thought was…

— Carol Leifer

Manufacturers are making products kosher to get in on that market, plus more people are looking for kosher.

— Larry Miller

I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service…

— David Cross

“Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.”

— Jonah Goldberg

Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.

— Oscar Levant

I'm not really a practising Jew but I keep a kosher kitchen just to spite Hitler.

— Miriam Margolyes