What are you say it out loud tell me the basic thing…

“VAMPIRES EAT KOSHER ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.”

— Michael P. Milligan

“I’m here to take you on a date.” I blinked. “A date?” I repeated as if it was a foreign word I’d never heard…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood. Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?”

— Kimberly Pauley

All religions teach the same basic thing, that you have to stand up for those that are considered the worst.

— Michael Moore

This basic thing I always do: 'What happened between the character's birth, and page one of the script?' Anything that's not in the story,…

— Viggo Mortensen

Everybody forgets the basic thing; people are not going to love you unless you love them.

— Pat Carroll

Some of the things that I do, I think are very important and much more important than the radio show or the television show…

— Casey Kasem

“Witches, shapeshifters, and fae were one thing. Vampires were monsters, plain and simple. That whole sensitive Children of the Night thing was total b.s.”

— Rachel Hawkins

Look, Mr. uh, Wulf I appreciate your trying to warn me about this, Ireally do. But there's no such thing as vampires. They're made-up.…

— Meg Cabot

“When I was Allie the Fringer, I used to collect books like this, from anywhere I could find them. Of Course, in the Fringe,…

— Julie Kagawa

Man, it was a good thing vampires didn't get cancer. Lately he'd been chain-smoking like a felon.

— J.R. Ward

“What is that thing? Vampires. Or, as it was spelled at the time, vampyres. Yes, we know: It is difficult to accept, a strain…

— Peter David

You don't get a lot of suicidal vampires.

— Stephenie Meyer

“Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors." Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Alice: "I do. Excellent.”

— Stephenie Meyer

“Damn it! This chick runs with vampires!”

— Stephenie Meyer