A dog is a dog.

“Occasionally, a dog will be presented as some training method for having a baby. "My girlfriend and I got a dog. We are going…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Yet still, beneath all the marketing and social construction of attitudes and desires and shopping habits, there is a deep yearning for connection. The…

— Jessica Pierce

There is no such thing as a crazy dog person in New York. Are there people who are completely insane about their dogs? Hordes.…

— Sloane Crosley

One of my obsession is animals. I'm into dog rescues. It drives me crazy when people go to pet stores and buy dogs. There…

— Jim O'Heir

Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal

— Dave Barry

My dog thinks I am patting his belly...little does he know I am playing the most epic drum solo of all time.

— Anonymous

“Plenty of animals had pets, but few were more devoted than the mouse, who owned a baby corn snake—“A rescue snake, she’d be quick…

— David Sedaris

“Pets make the world a better place to live.”

— Susan Lyons

“A year-long study by the University of Pennsylvania, ending in 2009 and published in the journal Applied Animal Behavior Science (Elsevier), showed that aggressive…

— Edward Custo

A shoe dog is somebody that really loves shoes, and that was me. I was a runner... that became important to me, and it's…

— Phil Knight

Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with…

— Dan Mathews

It is a fool of a shepherd who culls his dogs.

— Jefferson Smith

That dog, I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.

— Foghorn Leghorn

“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,…

— Terry Pratchett

I'm 38 and I'm single, and I'm having my most intense and gratifying relationship with a dog. But we all learn about love in…

— Caroline Knapp