I despise Wednesdays! They are the Marquis de Sade of the…

“I thought I was on the track for something good. And you know, the day has only so many hours. One can’t fit everything…

— Lucian Vicovan

“Fortunately, most of our vital physiological functions are involuntary, as some amongst us would forget them.”

— Stewart Stafford

“... she reflects for a moment and then mutters to herself, 'Maybe that shithead’s right? Maybe God does hate Buffalo?”

— Dave Lundy

“Masked by a pair of pink cotton panties, the man looks like some sort of deranged bank robber.”

— Dave Lundy

“Behind every successful man, is a Woman breathing through her mouth”

— Josh Stern

I eat pretty much the same thing on certain days. So Wednesdays, I'll probably eat the same meal.

— Bobby Wagner

I love Wednesdays.

— Ariel Helwani

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

— George Carlin

Wednesdays are the middle finger of the week.

— Anonymous

Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact…

— Walter Moers

My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.

— Arsene Wenger

I live for Tuesdays, and die by Wednesdays.

— David Cook

On Wednesdays we wear pink!

— Mean Girls

“Many Wednesdays had come and gone in my sixty years. I don’t believe I particularly remembered any of them.”

— Richard LeMieux

“I don’t like Wednesdays.”

— Derek Haines