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In the game of Frisbee you throw the disk to someone else. The point of Frisbee is perfect communication. The person at the other…

— Frederick Lenz

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

— Stewart Francis

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

— Anonymous

I'm a Frisbeetarian. We worship frisbees. We believe when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down.

— Jim Stafford

“When a ball dreams, it dreams it's a frisbee.”

— Stancil Johnson

“[…]Frisbee people won’t let it go. My theory is that this is because there’s a huge overlap between people who are good at Frisbee…

— Mindy Kaling

When the ball's in the air, as a receiver, it's just you want to be a Frisbee-catching dog out there.

— Cooper Kupp

It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

— Peter Kay

Remember when you picked me up like a frisbee and tossed me across you yard?

— Alyson Noel

Transform yourself. It is not the opponent that will change, or the Frisbee. They will change in relation to your change. You must change.

— Frederick Lenz

A miniskirt shows just enough to cause some mystery. What these young women lack is mystery so the old women have to have it.

— Tyler Perry

Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee.

— Jim Gaffigan

I cannot wait to come back to Glasgow. I know the place like the back of my hand. In fact, one of the jobs…

— Colin Morgan

One can only guess the amount of magic mushrooms a sane person would have to consume to believe that a frisbee constituted a genuine…

— Mark Thomas

YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor glared at…

— Jenny Lawson