I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis. — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee! — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
“If I threw a Frisbee at her head, she would be left with two choices: take a Frisbee in the face or… — James Vavasour Copy Share Image
“Playing Frisbee gave Sean permission to look at Lu, across a short distance. He didn’t have to feel stupid for staring.” — Monica Drake Copy Share Image
The more perfectly you can refine the process of Frisbee, the tighter your energy is and the more you become one with… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
One can only guess the amount of magic mushrooms a sane person would have to consume to believe that a frisbee constituted… — Mark Thomas Copy Share Image
My life comes to a screeching halt when I'm not making movies. I really like to ride my bike around town, garden,… — Rachel McAdams Copy Share Image
Seeing family is what brings me peace. If I'm not traveling home on my day off, I love going to Central Park… — Kara Lindsay Copy Share Image
I used to play ultimate Frisbee, and I just got a reputation for making popcorn at parties. I don't mean to brag… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Were British protesters, armed with little more than a frisbee and a bag of plastic toy soldiers, really in danger of being… — Mark Thomas Copy Share Image
I was actually really impressed by how many awkward stories we had, ranging from bad haircuts to one guy told us about… — Danny Pudi Copy Share Image
For a while, I was all sports all the time. Then, as I started to get into theater, they dropped away, but… — Colin Donnell Copy Share Image
I cannot wait to come back to Glasgow. I know the place like the back of my hand. In fact, one of… — Colin Morgan Copy Share Image
“Unlike other athletes, Frisbee people won’t let it go. My theory is that this is because there’s a huge overlap between people… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
As a longtime former resident of 15 years in Washington, I wish that everybody would stay off the Mall with their political… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Hospice care? No, you must mean Frisbee game. Because there's no way my brother and I aren't outside right now playing Frisbee… — Anne Clendening Copy Share Image
Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
He'd discovered that his memories of that summer were like bad movie montages - young lovers tossing a Frisbee in the park,… — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
I was shown into a room. A red room. Red wallpaper, red curtains, red carpet. They said it was a sitting-room, but… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Remember when you picked me up like a frisbee and tossed me across you yard? — Alyson Noel Copy Share Image
When the ball's in the air, as a receiver, it's just you want to be a Frisbee-catching dog out there. — Cooper Kupp Copy Share Image
Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I have an American top hat that's collapsible and works as a frisbee. — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
“I was standing in the park wondering why the Frisbee was getting closer ans closer. Then it hit me.” — Young-Joon Choi Copy Share Image
I'm glad that our God is not the guy with a pony-tail who wants to toss a frisbee with His saints. — Eric Ludy Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Your ego interferes, your sense of self. When you let go of the mind, the Frisbee will take its own path. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“[…]Frisbee people won’t let it go. My theory is that this is because there’s a huge overlap between people who are good… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image