I wonder if Dracula ever has ticks.

While the nature of Texas fever is by no means made clear as yet, we are able to affirm that ticks can produce it.…

— Theobald Smith

Tell me what ticks you off, and I will tell you what makes you tick.

— Lloyd John Ogilvie

There ain't no ticks like poly-ticks. Bloodsuckers all.

— Davy Crockett

“The clock always ticks. There are times you don’t hear it, and there are times that you do. I”

— David Levithan

Politics /n/: from 'poly ticks', short for 'many small bloodsucking insects'.

— Henry Spencer

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

— Kinky Friedman

I live with deer and coyotes. Lyme ticks are a daily concern and mystery, but, yes, what do they mean? I don't know yet.…

— Samantha Hunt

“The time to right the wrong ticks with precission.”

— Aneta Cruz

I don't have those superstitious ticks that people have to have something for the road. I like to have good food on the bus,…

— Lauren Alaina

The blonde was always careful to remove her watch before putting on bug spray because she didn't want it to kill the ticks.

— Nikhil Saluja

“A Watched Clock never ticks”

— Mwha

I've pulled ticks off of me before.

— Jim Miller

Sometimes I wonder if I'm patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but on both sides.

— Jack Handey

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth…

— Jack Handey

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

— Jack Handey