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“I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing…” quote by J. D. Salinger
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““I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life.””

J. D. Salinger

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

The narrator imagines escaping unwanted social interaction by pretending to be unable to hear or speak, hoping others will communicate only in writing, which he believes will become tedious and end the need for conversation.

In simple terms: He wants to avoid talking by acting deaf and mute, expecting others to tire of writing to him.

Key Takeaway

Consider how avoidance strategies can backfire.

Themes

isolation communication avoidance social anxiety

Mood

frustrated reflective

Type

literary psychological

When to use this quote

  • school life
  • family gatherings
  • work meetings
  • online forums

Key Concepts

psychology self‑fulfilling prophecy defense mechanisms

Questions to Reflect On

  • What conversations are you avoiding?
  • How might honest dialogue improve the situation?
A Different Perspective

Such avoidance can increase loneliness and prevent genuine connection.

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