Put it back in the horse!

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

— Jack Kerouac

Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right.

— Nikhil Saluja

On occasions, after drinking a pint of beer at luncheon, there would be a flow into my mind with sudden and unaccountable emotion, sometimes…

— A. E. Housman

It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.

— Martin Luther

If she drinks beer, she's a keeper.

— Granger Smith

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

— Chelsea Handler

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

— Groucho Marx

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!

— Leo Durocher

“If I show up on your doorstep don't worry I'm just there to party.”

— Kenny D. Eichenberg

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are…

— Thomas de Quincey

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

— Anonymous

My father? A hard drinking man from the 70's. We actually have no pictures of my dad where he is not holding a beer.…

— Christopher Titus

In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy…

— Ed O'Neill

Design is all about relationships. Unfortunately, many designers don’t fully appreciate this. Some of the best design work I’ve ever done was drinking coffee…

— Daniel Burka

Drinking can not be sacramentalised except in religions which set no store on decorum. The worship of Dionysos or the Celtic god of beer…

— Aldous Huxley