A married man turns his staffe into a stake.

Unmarried couples should get married - that's an excellent tax avoidance measure, if a bit drastic.

— John Whiting

I know for my wife and I, we always loved the idea of being young parents. It is an incredibly inspiring and challenging job…

— Taylor Hanson

I cannot forbid a person to marry several wives, for it does not contradict Scripture. MARTIN LUTHER, letter to Chancellor Gregory Brück, January 13,…

— Jean de la Bruyere

I don't like being away from home. That's one reason why I don't work as much as I used to [when I started my…

— Jane Powell

Luckily, the bullet that hit my chest never got to me. It was stopped by a silver case I got for my brother's wedding.

— James Doohan

Do you think that God would separate me from my husband if I killed myself? I feel as though I am going out of…

— Anonymous

The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the…

— Zach Braff

“Take an interest in his appearance. Keeping his clothes in order is your job; encouraging him to look his best, and admiring him when…

— Ellen Baker

Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man…

— Hussein Nishah

He's a fool that marries; but he's a greater fool that does not marry a fool.

— William Wycherley

Her dignity consists in being unknown to the world; her glory is in the esteem of her husband; her pleasures in the happiness of…

— Jean-Jacques Rousseau

But I think that of all the literature that I studied, the book that did more than any other to fire my enthusiasm was…

— Kwame Nkrumah

Most marriages don't add two people together. They subtract one from the other.

— Ian Fleming

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

— H. L. Mencken

“His own parents, the estimable Gilchrists, a couple who had taken the 'till death' part of their own wedding vows so seriously he wouldn't…

— Ally Blake