If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own…

I learned to hit with a broomstick and a ball of tape and I could always get that bat on the ball.

— Stan Musial

I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would have given…

— Terry Pratchett

Surely mortal man is a broomstick!

— Jonathan Swift

Doncaster will hit Villa with fire and broomstick.

— John Gregory

There is a special sensation in getting good wood on the ball and driving a double down the left-field line as the crowd in…

— Rod Carew

Been riding broomsticks since she was fifteen.

— Jimi Hendrix

The animators are fantastic though. They'll shoot their own reference material, and just go into the car park or something. And they might shoot…

— Chris Sanders

I'm a fantasy writer, called a fantasy writer. But there's very little, apart from one or two basic concepts in 'I Shall Wear Midnight,'…

— Terry Pratchett

And the other thing for the sort of posher kids was a sort of lethal scooter, you know. One of the things that you…

— Nick Lowe

Heads start bobbin like who's this? Vado that dude spits sharper than steak knives from Ruth Chris. You ordurbs get toothpicks, I aim to…

— Vado

Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he…

— Anonymous

I do not think that I could ever really love a woman who had not, at one time or another, been up on a…

— Isak Dinesen

Some say Women are Angels, and when you break their wings, they're flexible enough to find a way to still fly... on broomsticks!

— Keesling Moraiji Tatenda

“Also: seriously, broomsticks? He was going to fly on, basically, a line segment? Wasn't that pretty much the single most unstable shape you could…

— Eliezer Yudkowsky

I've seen so many beautiful curvy women gain success in hollywood and then wither into bobble headed stick figures in some grotesque attempt to…

— Matthew Gray Gubler