If a man watches three football games in a row, he should…

Any man who watches more than three consecutive football games on TV in one day can be declared legally dead.

— Joyce Brothers

Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated.

— Erma Bombeck

Anyone who watches football and watches Tottenham play would have to be an admirer of the way they play football and the way they…

— Roy Hodgson

“What happens if I don’t leave the planet within seventy-two hours?” I said as I handed the paper back to the recruiter. “Nothing,” she…

— John Scalzi

It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart from its mother. By this definition, many people in Hollywood are legally…

— Jay Leno

“So someone could just come up and kill me, and there would be no legal repercussions?” “Well, no,” she said. “If someone were to…

— John Scalzi

A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure.

— Lee Segall

A boy, by the age of 3 years, senses that his destiny is to be a man, so he watches his father particularly-his interests,…

— Benjamin Spock

An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins.

— Dwight D. Eisenhower

“I want a man who watches me walk away.”

— Michael Gilbert

And it is always the humble man who talks too much; the proud man watches himself too closely.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

Man watches his history on the screen with apathy and an occasional passing flicker of horror or indignation.

— Conor Cruise O'Brien

I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it…

— Ian Holloway

I don't like going to football games. I like watching them on television. When you go to a game, it's hard to focus. There's…

— John Legend

I'm about winning football games and playing hard. That's all I care about.

— Nelson Agholor