I told my friend I broke my leg in two places. He told me…

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman”

— Henny Youngman

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

— Henny Youngman

I write about what is getting to me at the time, about the things you need to talk about, but which would sound silly…

— Dolores O'Riordan

“I told a friend of mine that my ambition was now to design my lifestyle around food. He made funny remarks about it and…

— Lebo Grand

“Who am I to you?' That’s what she asked me. 'Who am I to you?' I told her ‘You are my friend, my mate,…

— Quinn Loftis

Nancy, you're a whiz, as I've often told you," her friend declared.

— Carolyn Keene

“I told a friend I write books. He put his hand on my shoulder and his eyes drooped. We both looked at our shoes…

— Boone Mortensen

“You have something to say to me, Cassidy, say it. Or shut the fuck up.” “All right,” Jules said. “I will.” He took a…

— Suzanne Brockmann

“Insert the biggest, most awkward silence in the history of big awkward silences. I stare at him. I'm suddenly exhausted by all the lies…

— Cynthia Hand

“You know he told me he'd rather be your friend for the rest of his life than risk not being able to make sure…

— Molly McAdams

“I told a friend that I wrote books as a hobby, he then put his hand on my shoulder and gave me a sympathic…

— Boone Mortensen

“I used to get mad at guys who’d made the mistakes my friend has made. Their lives seemed so dark and even evil that…

— Donald Miller

“When things become insurmountable, some people quit, some keep going for no other reason than to continue. Because that’s all there is to do.”

— Robert Redford

If you're afraid of everything out there, you quit going out there.

— Jesse Eisenberg

I have become the momentary bearer of bad news. Apparently it is not okay to quit when the going gets tough. Sorry kids.

— Anonymous