There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning…

This is my friend that we use a lot. Say hello to the trampoline.

— Onew

A hip-looking teen watches an elderly woman hobble across the street on a walker. "Grammy's here!" he shouts. He puts some MacAttack Mac&Cheese in…

— George Saunders

I had been on the junior Olympic team in high school for trampoline; I could do twenty-six back flips in a row.

— Steven Tyler

My arias make me take off as if I were on a trampoline.

— Jessye Norman

When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four-wheeler. I ended up getting both presents for Christmas.

— Chris Brown

Use your past successes as a trampoline, not an easy chair.

— H. Jackson Brown, Jr

My favorite toy growing up was Polly Pocket. But one gift that I wanted though never received for Christmas was a pair of trampoline…

— Lucy Hale

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

— Andy Van Slyke

Joy acts like a trampoline, everything that touches it bouncing right back off it.

— Mariella Frostrup

That's where you just have to get creative. There are all these trampoline parks and there's bowling and there's roller skating.

— Michelle Obama

Jumping on the trampoline for even a half an hour is a really good workout. You get really tired. The next day, you're feeling…

— Gretchen Bleiler

I like to ground plays in reality so they can jump higher. So we can account for the trampoline, so we can account for…

— John Guare

It took several attempts before I aced this photo of me jumping on a trampoline, a gimmick I employed to affect an air of…

— Anonymous

I haven't dunked since Bill Clinton was in office, so I'm just happy for anyone who can do so without a trampoline.

— LZ Granderson

I used to practice those trampoline dunks back at Golden State. I can flip and everything.

— Gilbert Arenas