My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

“I've been telling you how I feel the whole time.”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write…

— Chris D'Elia

Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to…

— Kathy Griffin

I bet you tell every girl what you've been telling me.. Im done with you.

— Anonymous

I've been preaching it. I've been getting the word out. I've been telling people 'Stop talking white at work. Talk how you talk and…

— Deon Cole

“Some of us don't like the way you've been telling it.”

— Stephen Sondheim

“We've made it! This is it! Look Lusa, that's the ice — it's what I've been telling you about for so long!”

— Erin Hunter

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have…

— Adam Carolla

When I'm telling jokes, I'm constantly in motion. I can't stand in one place.

— Eddie Griffin

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

— George S. Kaufman

Always, through my whole life, I've had a thirst for knowledge.

— Emmitt Smith

People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life,…

— Steve Harvey

I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I…

— Steven Wright

“telling the jokes—was the setups. Why were that priest, that rabbi, and that minister walking down that street? Where were they headed? How had…

— Donald E. Westlake

Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that dick stand up like it's telling jokes.

— Lil Wayne