“If I could throw Nelly out the door without killing him, I would.” — Sarah Lyons Fleming Humor Copy Share Image
“Being brave doesn’t mean you’re not scared. It just means you do what you have to do.” — Sarah Lyons Fleming Brave Copy Share Image
“But you’re ruining it.” “I did warn you about my powers of fuckupitude.” “I didn’t know they could be used for good.”… — Sarah Lyons Fleming Copy Share Image
“How can someone who has no mouth filter and kills with more glee than I thought humanly possible also coo over seedlings?”… — Sarah Lyons Fleming Babies Copy Share Image
“And he loved her so much that when he imagined losing her it felt like looking into a black hole. Isn’t that… — Sarah Lyons Fleming Black hole Copy Share Image
“I’m not in over my head—I’m drowning. My crystal ball says I will fuck this up. Of course, it always says that,… — Sarah Lyons Fleming Crystal ball Copy Share Image
“I take a moment to admire the way Adrian’s t-shirt sticks to his back. He wasn’t a slouch in the muscle department… — Sarah Lyons Fleming Copy Share Image
“Everyone is going to annoy you somewhat. The trick is to find the person who only annoys you a little, and where… — Sarah Lyons Fleming Copy Share Image
“You’re staying here tomorrow.” I sit up and cross my arms. “Don’t even try it. I’m going.” “You can’t go with a… — Sarah Lyons Fleming Copy Share Image
