“I mean, there’s doomed. There’s screwed. And there’s monsoons-in-Hell fucked. And we’re at fucked o’clock.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“...Reality is a two-ton weight strapped to your balls. And they just keep getting heavier.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child. — Richard Kadrey Children Copy Share Image
“See? Even dead she makes me a better whatever-the-hell it is I am. A less stupid person. A more considerate monster.” — Richard Kadrey Better person Copy Share Image
Try not to sing too many sad songs for yourself. The universe already hates you. Self-pity isn't going to help. — Richard Kadrey Hate Copy Share Image
“God's nature has always been multifold, and never more than now. He dances with a dove in one hand and an ax… — Richard Kadrey Dove Copy Share Image
“If Jesus, Jesse James, and a herd of pink robot unicorns strolled in walking on water, this bunch wouldn't even look up.” — Richard Kadrey Unicorns Copy Share Image
“Is killing someone always like this?” “Just the first couple of times. After that it’s like folding socks. But that’s just me.”… — Richard Kadrey Killing Copy Share Image
“It's more like how some people can't help but bring out the not necessarily righteous parts of your personality. Like how you… — Richard Kadrey Awesome quotes Copy Share Image
“A few grumpy horns and hoofs types and a petting zoo full of rabid Pokemons? I’m Satan. I can deal with that… — Richard Kadrey Satan Copy Share Image
...playing with the Barbie-size keyboard on my new phone. Phones are like toys now. They fit in your pocket, light up and… — Richard Kadrey Barbie Copy Share Image
“They can talk shit about each other behind the others' backs, but when it comes down to it, money is the one… — Richard Kadrey Cynical Copy Share Image
I seldom feel trapped by my world. Setting up rules and restrictions is part of the process. It gives your world shape.… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“You're quite the humanitarian. By the way, thanks a fuck of a lot for leaving me off your who-to-save list. You're on… — Richard Kadrey Humor Copy Share Image
“Death, like birth, is a secret of nature.” Only with birth you get a blanket and a bottle. You get a blanket… — Richard Kadrey Birth Copy Share Image
The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead,… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
I've come a long way to get nowhere at all, I thought. And I've spent everything I have to get here. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“You still think I have a good side?” “There's a search party out for it but I'm optimistic they'll turn up something.” — Richard Kadrey Optimistic Copy Share Image
“The things we do to stay alive for another year. Another day. Another hour. The deals we make with the universe and… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“It's so quiet and peaceful out here I'm getting bored with breathing. Maybe we'll get lucky and the world will go to… — Richard Kadrey Fingers crossed Copy Share Image
We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)” — Richard Kadrey Cowboy Copy Share Image
“Maybe he was destined to die under the fading shadow of a plastic dinosaur surrounded by pickpockets, hookers, and panhandlers, but at… — Richard Kadrey Mississippi Copy Share Image
Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“he grabs his pistol when I thought this was a knife fight, and, well, it’s a very upsetting moment. I” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Maybe that's why Heaven is silent and God doesn't speak to man anymore. Heavenly intervention would blow the point spread.” — Richard Kadrey Heaven Copy Share Image
“She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes, but underneath the Versace, she's Godzilla with tits.” — Richard Kadrey Librarian Copy Share Image
“If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and… — Richard Kadrey Hell Copy Share Image
“I wish I could say, “No more Mr. Nice Guy,” but the boat sailed on that one a long time ago.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“She'd [Allegra] look like Foxy Brown's little sister, except her head is SHAVED SMOOTH.” — Richard Kadrey Little sister Copy Share Image
“He pulls the tape off Allegra's mouth. Grabs her BY THE HAIR and gives her a peck on the lips.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear… — Richard Kadrey Animal Copy Share Image
“Dead, lost, and with only half a pack of smokes. The dictionary definition of Hell.” “Amen” — Richard Kadrey Amen Copy Share Image
“Sometimes just seeing a woman smile is like a knife in the heart. It hurts and it rattles your whole system, but… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“When the world began, there were no such things as monsters. Demons were just fallen angels who, booted out of Heaven and… — Richard Kadrey Demons Copy Share Image
As each wave of technology is released. It must be accompanied by a demand for new skills, new language. Consumers must constantly… — Richard Kadrey Consumers Copy Share Image
“THERE’S ONLY ONE problem with L.A. It exists. L.A. is what happens when a bunch of Lovecraftian elder gods and porn starlets… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
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