“Vices shouldn't be safe. They're what remind us we're alive and mortal.” — Richard Kadrey Mortal Copy Share Image
“Hell didn't make me a monster. It just confirmed all my worst fears about myself.” — Richard Kadrey Fear Copy Share Image
That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues. — Richard Kadrey Computers Copy Share Image
“Oh Christ. Put me back with the zombies, Strawberry Shortcake." [p. 411]” — Richard Kadrey Strawberry shortcake Copy Share Image
Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT. — Richard Kadrey Twenties Copy Share Image
“That's for me, isn't it? I'm going to Hell." "Don't feel so bad. It beats Fresno.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over?" [p.240:]” — Richard Kadrey Librarian Copy Share Image
“I mean, there’s doomed. There’s screwed. And there’s monsoons-in-Hell fucked. And we’re at fucked o’clock.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“No hospitals, she says. I know. Where are we going? For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor? Fuck you. That's my favorite,… — Richard Kadrey Food Copy Share Image
“There’s the opposite of love at first sight. There are people walking the earth that the moment you meet them, you want… — Richard Kadrey First sight Copy Share Image
“As sweet as it feels, I can't lie here forever curled up in a big ball of fuck-the-world.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“There's something magical about the sound of breaking glass. Especially around a mob. It works both for humans and Hellions. If you… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“I don't want to run for anything. I want to shove this miserable cheap-ass check so far up Wells's ass he can… — Richard Kadrey Humor Copy Share Image
“Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint.” — Richard Kadrey Humor Copy Share Image
When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
The universe is a meat grinder and we're just pork in designer shoes, keeping busy so we can pretend we're not all… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if you and everyone else in the room are thinking it. You don't say the words. Words are weapons.… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Thievery pays for the tools, and the work shows me the mind of God. Stealing is a lot like alchemy, you know.… — Richard Kadrey Alchemy Copy Share Image
In the Tarot deck, the Fool is depicted as a young man about to step off a cliff into empty air. Most… — Richard Kadrey Against all odds Copy Share Image
Besides, do you think you would have come if I’d just popped into your tattoo shop one night around closing and said,… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and… — Richard Kadrey Bowling Copy Share Image
The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead,… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“*For eleven years, I've been worked over and abused in ways you can't imagine by things you don't want to know about.… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red… — Richard Kadrey Black ice Copy Share Image
Revenge is never what you think it's going to be. There's no pleasure and glory, and when it's done your grief remains.… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
No need to kill everyone. They know not to let their Chihuahuas piss on my lawn — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“I didn't want this high a profile, but at least now everyone knows I'm armed.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow. — Richard Kadrey Ashes Copy Share Image
All losers are romantics. It's what keeps us from blowing our brains out. — Richard Kadrey Brain Copy Share Image
“No, humans are good at growing bones, toenails, and cancer. That’s about it.” — Richard Kadrey Cancer Copy Share Image
“To the dead. Let’s think of them always, but not join them too soon.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
You can take the boy out of the Devil but not the Devil out of the boy — Richard Kadrey Devil Copy Share Image
“I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you, having cancer sucks, but being broke and having cancer is the shittiest fate that can land on a… — Richard Kadrey Cancer Copy Share Image
The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we… — Richard Kadrey God Copy Share Image
If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the… — Richard Kadrey Days of the week Copy Share Image
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