Go ahead and voice your criticisms, but don't expect to be invited back. — Mason Cooley Criticism Copy Share Image
My love grows wide and shallow in an effort to spread my losses. — Mason Cooley Effort Copy Share Image
You are as happy as you think you are, but not necessarily as miserable as you imagine. — Mason Cooley Happiness Copy Share Image
The lazy manage to keep up with the earth's rotation just as well as the industrious. — Mason Cooley Earth Copy Share Image
Anybody can lead a frivolous life. A frivolous writer, however, must have taste and intelligence. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Mars and Venus are at it again. This time, Hephaestus is standing by with a private detective, a photographer, and a lawyer. — Mason Cooley Adultery Copy Share Image
I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. — Mason Cooley Alcohol Copy Share Image
When science drove the gods out of nature, they took refuge in poetry and the porticos of civic buildings. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
The dignified catastrophes of tragedy bear little resemblance to the slow ruin inflicted by life. — Mason Cooley Bears Copy Share Image
The New York action painters want their pictures to jump off the walls and chase you down the street. — Mason Cooley Action Copy Share Image
The past is always waiting to entangle and deflect us. — Mason Cooley Always waiting Copy Share Image
Lonely people keep up a ceaseless flow of commentary on themselves. — Mason Cooley Ceaseless Copy Share Image
Families in which nothing is ever discussed usually have a lot not to discuss. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Modern pictures banish depiction for interfering with the workings of paint. — Mason Cooley Artist Copy Share Image
Reversing a proposition rearranges its terms, but still keeps out new terms. — Mason Cooley Language Copy Share Image
By the time I have clarified a thought, I no longer want to think it. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
