In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true. — Mark Twain Atheism Copy Share Image
It may be called the Master Passion, the hunger for self-approval. — Mark Twain Approval Copy Share Image
There are a thousand excuses for failure, but never a good reason. — Mark Twain Excuses Copy Share Image
Death is the starlit strip between the companionship of yesterday and the reunion of tomorrow. — Mark Twain Companionship Copy Share Image
We often feel sad in the presence of music without words; and often more than that in the presence of music without… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When an audience does not complain, it is a compliment, and when it does, it is a compliment, too, if unaccompanied by… — Mark Twain Audience Copy Share Image
“Health is a habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at… — Mark Twain Habit Copy Share Image
“If you wish to inflict a heartless and malignant punishment upon a young person, pledge him to keep a journal a year.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
To one in sympathy with nature, each season, in its turn, seems the loveliest. — Mark Twain Inspirational Copy Share Image
Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on. — Mark Twain Animal Copy Share Image
The church is always trying to get other people to reform, it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a… — Mark Twain Always trying Copy Share Image
To do something, say something, see something, before anybody else - these are things that confer a pleasure compared with which other… — Mark Twain Action Copy Share Image
“I begin to see that a man’s got to be in his own Heaven to be happy.” “Perfectly correct,” says he. “Did… — Mark Twain Heaven Copy Share Image
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than the things you did do.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“she makes me wash, they make me comb all to thunder; she won't let me sleep in the woodshed... the widder [widow]… — Mark Twain Widow Copy Share Image
I have a religion-but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none… — Mark Twain Authentic happiness Copy Share Image
“A man who goes around with a prophecy-gun ought never to get discouraged: if he will keep up his heart and fire… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Experience of life (not of books) is the only capital usable in such a book as you have attempted; one can make… — Mark Twain Book Copy Share Image
[Do you worry unnecessarily about the future? Remember most fears are just False Evidence Appearing Real. Don't let unfounded fears rob you… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“One must make allowances for a parental instinct that has been starving for twenty-five or thirty years. It is famished, it is… — Mark Twain Old couple Copy Share Image
If husbands could realize what large returns of profit may be gotten out of a wife by a small word of praise… — Mark Twain Argument Copy Share Image
The editor of a newspaper cannot be independent, but must work with one hand tied behind him by party and patrons, and… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I know your race. It is made up of sheep. It is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses… — Mark Twain Long ago Copy Share Image
“The truth was, the nation as a body was in the world for one object, and one only: to grovel before king… — Mark Twain Slave Copy Share Image
We have to keep our God placated with prayer, and even then we are never sure of him-how much higher and finer… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It is a time when one’s spirit is subdued and sad, one knows not why; when the past seems a storm-swept desolation,… — Mark Twain Burden Copy Share Image
How stunning are the changes which age makes in a man while he sleeps! — Mark Twain Age Copy Share Image
For the majority of us, the past is a regret, the future an experiment — Mark Twain Experiments Copy Share Image
“Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.” — Mark Twain Loyalty Copy Share Image
![“she makes me wash, they make me comb all to thunder; she won't let me sleep in the woodshed... the widder [widow] eats by a bell; she goes to bed by a bell; she wakes up by a bell-everything's so awful reg'lar a body can't stand it” quote by Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/479/mark-twain-22_widow_she-makes-me-wash-they-make-me-comb-all_2979289.png)
![“[Do you worry unnecessarily about the future? Remember most fears are just False Evidence Appearing Real. Don't let unfounded fears rob you of the joys of life or you too will say...] There has been much tragedy in my life; [and] at least half of it actually happened.” quote by Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/8ad/mark-twain-22_anticipation_do-you-worry-unnecessarily-about-the-fut_2515351.png)
