I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“There's something to be said that if everyone likes something there's gotta be something fucking wrong with it on some level. Unless… — Marc Maron Ice cream Copy Share Image
He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs… — Marc Maron Age Copy Share Image
Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at… — Marc Maron Clown Copy Share Image
On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me. — Marc Maron Animal Copy Share Image
I found a great deal of relief and excitement watching comics when I was very young. My grandmother was very into them… — Marc Maron After school Copy Share Image
When you're a kid, you always feel you have this weird kindred-spirit thing with other Jews, until you get older and you… — Marc Maron Bourgeois Copy Share Image
My cats, the ones that I have, were feral when I found them so the relationship that I have with them 10… — Marc Maron Cat Copy Share Image
They used to have a smoking section at most airports. No more. They now have these glass-encased rooms. You're not just a… — Marc Maron Addiction Copy Share Image
I think most other comics are like, 'I'm going to do my fkin' act and that'll be that.' With me, it's like,… — Marc Maron Comics Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things that I'm allowing myself to be, but it's a conscious effort to experience contentment for me.… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Some of you may be perfectly happy with mediocrity. Some of you will get nothing but heartbreak. Some of you will be… — Marc Maron Delusion Copy Share Image
I'm just looking for authentic engagement of some kind, and usually, after an hour or more, you get that. Some people talk… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm just saying, 'Hey, throw me a bone. How about a smile, cute t-shirt? Look at me.' Nothing - unless it's a… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm a guy that after having experience in radio and stuff, if I can trust the people I'm working with, I get… — Marc Maron Adventure Copy Share Image
I remember seeing Richard Pryor's first movie; it was a midnight movie when I was in high school. I must have been… — Marc Maron Cathartic Copy Share Image
“Some people don’t even realize they’re bitter. If you don’t know whether you are or not, here’s a quick quiz you can… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
All I can do in the context of pursuing any sort of TV thing, and all I've done in the past, is… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
When you commit your life to something and it doesn't work out, it is a tough place to be. Suicide can be… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
There was a period when I was getting a lot of banana bread, because I mentioned someone cooked me banana bread, and… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm not fundamentally a writer. I know writers, and I have a tremendous amount of respect for them. It bothers me that… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
If you can't afford the good food or if you can't afford health care or if you don't have a job or… — Marc Maron Capitalism Copy Share Image
My favorite part is being engaged with somebody's story and life, and getting a laugh with people I have a tremendous amount… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. Going up with an idea and fleshing… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
People who have babies tell me I will know a love that is beyond anything I can imagine, and a joy that… — Marc Maron Baby Copy Share Image
The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I seem to offend everybody. I just never got into the universe. I don't seem to have a tremendous amount of discipline… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“We're all carrying around some shit. When you hear the things people have gone through and realize you've gone through the same,… — Marc Maron Hope Copy Share Image
It always astounds me that over the course of my career, and having lived in four comedy cities - New York, Boston,… — Marc Maron Boston Copy Share Image
In a lot of ways, I'm seeking some sort of peace of mind for myself. I'm a fairly emotionally petty, resentful guy… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
What comics sacrifice and what lives they live - I know that most of their lives, their adult lives, they're sitting around… — Marc Maron Adults Copy Share Image
Everyone is a little bitter. We're born bitter. The personality itself is really just a very complex defense mechanism. A reaction to… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I find that if I don't do interviews, I get a little squirrely. I think that when you engage with someone else,… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
We live in an age where people are like, "I'd love to catch up. Maybe text me later? But don't call because… — Marc Maron Age Copy Share Image
“I don’t hoard, exactly, but I get it. It’s a response to our need and desire for purpose, order, definition, and a… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
You know when you make popcorn there are always those fluffy white kernels that are fun and good to eat but there… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image