The Internet has made book burning impossible and redundant at the same time. — John Alejandro King Book burning Copy Share Image
When Jesus told us to love one another, He never said we had to like it. — John Alejandro King Humor Copy Share Image
You don't drink to drown your sorrows, you drink to give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
The fact that something is better than sex doesn't mean it's not horrific. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
I'm all for one-world government, assuming we can find a world. — John Alejandro King Government Copy Share Image
The saying 'Curiosity killed the cat' isn't an argument for not being curious, it's an argument for not being a cat. — John Alejandro King Cats Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person by what they think you can tell a lot about a person by. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Give me a lever, and I shall move the world (oh, and I'll also need a world). — John Alejandro King Humor Copy Share Image
The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you're not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon. — John Alejandro King Government Copy Share Image
What if, when laughing so that you do not cry, you laugh so hard you cry? — John Alejandro King Comedy Copy Share Image
America has never lost a war. We just misplaced a couple temporarily. — John Alejandro King America Copy Share Image
They say the worst isn't so bad when it finally happens. But the best is. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
If a statement begs a question, don't give it one. It's only going to use the question to get alcohol or drugs. — John Alejandro King Begs Copy Share Image
Secret 869119. When searching for a terrorist cell, try to remember the last place you used it. — John Alejandro King Humor Copy Share Image
God gave us two ears and only one mouth for a reason: so we would learn to speak up! — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
An aphorism and its author aren't joined by a dash, but separated by it. — John Alejandro King Aphorism Copy Share Image
It isn't that you can't cheat death, it's that death can't cheat you. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
We can't let the terrorists win. No matter how softly we toss the ball to them, they miss it every time. — John Alejandro King Humor Copy Share Image
Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be dusty. — John Alejandro King Consequences Copy Share Image
I'd love to change the world, but I can't find a big enough diaper. — John Alejandro King Change Copy Share Image
The Covert Comic isn't like you. The Covert Comic is love you. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
