We're into tech stuff, gadgets, phones, video games. We'll treat a video game premiere like a movie premiere. I'm just going to… — Jimmy Fallon Being honest Copy Share Image
The acting director of the Secret Service, Joseph Clancy, said they may make the fence around the White House taller because of… — Jimmy Fallon Acting Copy Share Image
If you're going to do a Chris Christie joke, just say, 'Christie spent $82,000 at a concession stand at MetLife Stadium. Then… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a recent interview, Jeb Bush revealed that his brother George gave him the nickname 'tortoise' because he's making slow, steady progress.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
There are reports that French President Francois Hollande had an affair with an actress who is 18 years younger than him. It's… — Jimmy Fallon Actresses Copy Share Image
John Walker Lindh, a twenty-year-old American studying in Pakistan, was captured in Northern Afghanistan fighting for the Taliban. Experts call it the… — Jimmy Fallon Afghanistan Copy Share Image
This week a man was arrested for jumping over the White House fence and trying to spray paint a political message. If… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Christine O'Donnell released a commercial in which she says, 'I'm not a witch.' That's pretty good, though not as effective as her… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton's younger brother Tony is facing criticism for using the Clintons' political connections to help his career. So on the down… — Jimmy Fallon Brother Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton made a campaign stop in Las Vegas yesterday. She said she wants citizenship for undocumented immigrants. But after seeing Americans… — Jimmy Fallon Campaigns Copy Share Image
A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil… — Jimmy Fallon Americans Copy Share Image
A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a speech in Texas, Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton 'easily the worst Secretary of State in the history of our country.'… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
This week the Obama administration warned China to remove its secret agents from the U.S. Then in the middle of Obama's announcement… — Jimmy Fallon Administration Copy Share Image
The White House is worried about Joe Biden's potential run for president, and a source says they fear that it wouldn't have… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
After facing backlash from customers, Subway says it will remove a chemical in its bread that is also found in yoga mats.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The heroic New York doctor who caught Ebola has been declared Ebola free. President Obama called the doctor to thank him for… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need… — Jimmy Fallon Status update Copy Share Image
Donald Trump's campaign has raised about $100,000 in donations during the second quarter. Which raises an important question: Who is giving Donald… — Jimmy Fallon Campaigns Copy Share Image
There are reports that Kim Jong Un climbed North Korea's highest mountain. Kim Jong Un said all it took to climb that… — Jimmy Fallon Climbing Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton said that Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is engaged in 'theater.' Which explains the new strategy to defeat him: casting him… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday the CEO of Citigroup said that he can understand why all these Occupy Wall Street protesters are so frustrated. In fact,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A group called the Texas Tea Party Patriots is hosting a debate next month where Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain will go… — Jimmy Fallon Cain Copy Share Image
There are reports that if Joe Biden runs for president, he would promise to serve for only one term - because nothing… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Thank you... preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
John McCain responded to critics who say he's too old for a sixth term by saying that his mother is 103 years… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
People are being really picky about the upcoming election. I read that Americans do not want the next president to be a… — Jimmy Fallon Being real Copy Share Image
Republicans in Congress are getting concerned that President Obama will try to use the final year of his term to push through… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I don't want to admit it, but I do enjoy the feedback from the audience. It's instant feedback. It's like, you could… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Newt Gingrich plans to announce his campaign for president this Wednesday. I don’t know about his chances. I mean, I’m not saying… — Jimmy Fallon Campaigns Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, you would tune in to 'The Tonight Show' before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Obama recently sat down with ESPN and said the NCAA should reduce the shot clock for basketball games. Then he said,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is expected to announce tomorrow that he is running for president, making him Hillary Clinton's only Democratic challenger… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a speech in South Carolina, Donald Trump responded to criticisms from Senator Lindsey Graham by giving out Graham's personal cellphone number.… — Jimmy Fallon Carolina Copy Share Image
According to a new report, since he's been governor, Chris Christie has spent $82,000 at a concession stand at MetLife Stadium. Now,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
As you can imagine, with Hillary Clinton being here, security is very tight. The Secret Service has been here all day sweeping… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
This week Bill Clinton tweeted a photo of himself reading George W. Bush's new book '41.' Then George W. Bush responded to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
